Aisha N. Tyler is an American actress, stand-up comedian and occasional writer.
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“You, too, could easily look like that if you had a squad of mad geeks fussing over you with retouching software.”
Aisha Tyler
“I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.”
“She's got that life where you're able to pick your husband and pick your baby time, so good for her.”
“[Anyone can do that, said] Ghost Whisperer ... There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.”
“[Anyone can do that, adds] Ghost Whisperer ... There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.”
“My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.”
“Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.”
“I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.”
“What am I wearing? Hmmm, I'd love to tell you something slinky and sexy, but usually it's an old T-shirt.”