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“Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify hers”
George Bernard Shaw
“If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people's opinions will rush in from all quarters”
“Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.”
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“When I was young I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work”
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”
“The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself”
“It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.”
“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one”
