(34 quotes found)
“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”
Bill Vaughn
“We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.”
“The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them”
“People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.”
“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.”
“It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.”
“The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine”
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.”
“The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.”
“A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election”
