(25 quotes found)
“Careful. We don't want to learn from this.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”
“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
“I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.”
