(14 quotes found)
“If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around”
Cowboy Proverb
“Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance”
“The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning”
“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging”
“Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence”
“you can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides”
“Never kick a cow chip on a hot day”
“Don't squat with your spurs on”
“Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none”
“Always drink upstream from the herd”