(50 quotes found)
“Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years”
Craig Bruce
“The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.”
“Anything on paper is obsolete!”
“It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.”
“Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!!”
“Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.”
“Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.”
“My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.”
“Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.”
“It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.”