Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American voice actor, actor and comedian, best known for providing the voice of Homer Simpson and other characters on the FOX animated series The Simpsons.
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“You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something.”
“Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?”
“What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.”
“All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.”
“Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.”
“I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'”
“Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.”
“I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?”
“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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