Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American voice actor, actor and comedian, best known for providing the voice of Homer Simpson and other characters on the FOX animated series The Simpsons.
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“Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.”
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.”
“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”
“What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?”
“When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.”
“If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
“Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten”
“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
“And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.”
“I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood”
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