(30 quotes found)
“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”
Don Herold
“Babies are such a nice way to start people”
“Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.”
“There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.”
“Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.”
“Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back”
“Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace”
“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”
“There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have”
“A humorist is a man who feels bad but feels good about it”