(30 quotes found)
“Why resist temptation? There will always be more”
Don Herold
“There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.”
“The road to hell is thick with taxicabs”
“Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people”
“When a speaker says, "Well, to make a long story short," it's too late”
“I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do”
“Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive”
“Very few people look the part and are it too”
“It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter”
“We will hereafter believe less history than ever, now that we have seen how it is made”