(55 quotes found)
“If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.”
Doug Horton
“Smile, it's free therapy.”
“The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.”
“The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.”
“Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.”
“Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.”
“If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.”
“When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.”
“Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.”
“Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.”
