(55 quotes found)
“Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.”
Doug Horton
“While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.”
“Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.”
“Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.”
“No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.”
“If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.”
“If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?”
“Love is a given, hatred is acquired.”
“First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.”
“Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.”