(47 quotes found)
“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.”
“Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.”
“It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
“Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.”
“Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.”
“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”
“A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.”
“There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, andthose who did and never thought.”
