(47 quotes found)
“Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world”
“Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
“There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.”
“Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.”
“Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.”
“In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.”
“The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.”
“A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.”
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”