(47 quotes found)
“The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?”
“The only problems money can solve are money problems”
“Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.”
“Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.”
“A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.”
“Many live by their wits but few by their wit”
“As a matter of fact, is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't”
“Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.”
“America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.”