(44 quotes found)
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
“Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.”
“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back”
“Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. "We have skirted the issue."”
“A vacation is what you take when can no longer take what you've been taking.”
“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.”
“He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.”