(44 quotes found)
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”
“Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.”
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back”
“A vacation is what you take when can no longer take what you've been taking.”
“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.”
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
“Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.”
“Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect”