(44 quotes found)
“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.”
Earl Wilson
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
“Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.”
“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back”
“Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.”
“If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.”
“Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”
“You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”
“Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect”
“Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.”
