(44 quotes found)
“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.”
Earl Wilson
“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible”
“He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.”
“Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.”
“For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.”
“Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. "We have skirted the issue."”
“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
“Nowadays people can be divided into three classes - the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves”
“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”
“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”
