(110 quotes found)
“No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.”
Edgar Watson Howe
“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife”
“The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship”
“If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.”
“A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man”
“The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep”
“The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home”
“The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it”
“A thief believes everybody steals.”
“If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.”