Emo Philips
(American Comedian)
- Date of Birth:
- February 7, 1956
- Nationality:
- American
- Quote count:
- 41
- Times favorited:
- 350
Emo Philips is an American entertainer and comedian. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians and garden path sentences.
All quotes by Emo Philips 
(41 quotes found)
“I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'”
