Garry Shandling is an American comedian. He is best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show.
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“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.”
Garry Shandling
“After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody”
“I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.”
“I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.”
“I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.”
“It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.”
“I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on television. It's for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real.”
“What Planet Are You From?”