(25 quotes found)
“A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.”
George Ade
“"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school”
“The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking”
“For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.”
“Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry”
“Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense”
“A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.”
“A good folly is worth what you pay for it.”
“To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.”
“If we still had the six-game season ticket available, I'm convinced all the five-game packages would have been six-game sales. But it was a record-breaking year for ticket sales no matter how you look at it.”
