(36 quotes found)
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty”
George F. Burns
“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.”
“It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”
“If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.”
“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
“People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways - I’m still making movies, and I’m a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.”
“I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect”
“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
“If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.”
