(86 quotes found)
“"Home" is any four walls that enclose the right person”
Helen Rowland
“Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.”
“A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - Sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet”
“In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place”
“Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest”
“Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.”
“A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her”
“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.”
“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty”
“A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.”
