(86 quotes found)
“No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ''Master of Arts'' and a ''Doctor of Philosophy'' after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.”
Helen Rowland
“Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion”
“Call the bald man, ''Boy;'' make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.”
“What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.”
“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”
“When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one”
“The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.”
“When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.”
“Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.”
“The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns”
