(10 quotes found)
“Most of us can forgive and forget; we just don't want the other person to forget that we forgave”
Ivern Ball
“Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else.”
“Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is”
“A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.”
“A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.”
“Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.”
“Ever notice that people never say It's only a game when they're winning?”
“Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.”
“These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the publisher”
“and nobody minds if you exchange it.”
