Jared Raymond Lorenzen is an American football quarterback for the New York Giants of the National Football League. He was signed by the Giants as an undrafted free agent in 2004. He played college football at Kentucky.

Because of his size he has a collection of colorful nicknames, including "Quarterback", "Hefty Lefty", "The Pillsbury Throwboy", "The Abominable Throwman", "J.Load", "Round Mound of Touchdown","BBQ " "Battleship Lorenzen", "Butterball", and "Lord Of The Ring-Dings".