(19 quotes found)
“You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.”
Jerry Coleman
“He slides into second with a stand up double.”
“Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.”
“And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four.”
“Bob Davis is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls like Randy Jones wears, I think you call it a Frisbee.”
“If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.”
“Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.”
“Hi folks! I'm Gerry Gross.”
“He's already their best player, isn't he.”
“I don't feel quite as dumb as they make me look,”
