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“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected”
Jimmy Cannon
“Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime”
“A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.”
“Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler”
“A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.”
“Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump.”
“I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.”
“Nobody Asked Me, But ... ”
