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Joey-adams

Joey Adams
(American Comedian)

Nationality:: American
Quote count:: 17
Times favorited:: 9

All quotes by Joey Adams

(17 quotes found)

Joey Adams

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions”

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Joey Adams

“Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors”

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Joey Adams

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”

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Joey Adams

“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”

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Joey Adams

“Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.”

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Joey Adams

“The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.”

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Joey Adams

“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”

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Joey Adams

“If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.”

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Joey Adams

“Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.”

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Joey Adams

“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”

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