José Canseco y Capas, Jr. is a former outfielder and designated hitter in Major League Baseball, and is the twin brother of former major league player Ozzie Canseco.
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“National past time is juiced.”
Jose Canseco
“You get them-anywhere. It's-you can go right here to the corner gym and get it. It's that simple. It's that easy. But-obviously, I don't recommend using them or getting them without supervision, or a prescription, because they are illegal.”
“I think baseball owes McGwire a gratitude of thanks for putting baseball back on the map where it should be.”
“How about your phone number?”
“Can I take you to lunch sometime?”
“is going to be a major deterrent.”
“I had it analyzed at the lab. It was speed!”
“Every time I've tried to help a woman, I've been incarcerated. I've learned my lesson. I'm not doing it again.”
“Spend a Day with Canseco on the Hill.”
“I don't know Jose. I was better than Jose then, and I've been better than him his whole career.”