(16 quotes found)
“Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.”
Judith Viorst
“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”
“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”
“Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.”
Contributed by: Andy James
“When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead”
“You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.”
“Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.”
“I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife’s husband.”
“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands- and then eat just one of the pieces.”