(16 quotes found)
“When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead”
Judith Viorst
“I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife’s husband.”
“The Sweetest of Nights”
“Love and Shrimp.”
“It's true love because if he said quit drinking martinis but I kept on drinking them and the next morning I couldn't get out of bed, he wouldn't tell me he told me.”
“Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational -- but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?”
