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Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist

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“After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.”

Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist

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“Would you rather be a real estate agent or a crackwhore? Me too, crack whore all the way...”

Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist

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““If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is, "yes", I sleep with my dog””

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“Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail?”

Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist

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