(149 quotes found)
“An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.”
Kin Hubbard
“Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.”
“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
“It's the good loser who finally loses out”
“Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion”
“Why they call a feller that keeps losin' all the time a good sport gits me”
“If a feller screwed up his face when he asked for credit like he does when he's asked to settle, he wouldn't get it”
“It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.”
“A loafer always has the correct time”
