(149 quotes found)
“When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money”
Kin Hubbard
“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best”
“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
“It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it”
“The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son”
“Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.”
“Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.”
“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed”
“Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?”
