(149 quotes found)
“It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.”
Kin Hubbard
“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
“There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick”
“Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.”
“A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one”
“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit”
“Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.”
“Beauty is only skin deep, but it is a valuable asset if you are poor or have not any sense”
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
