(33 quotes found)
“Nepotism - We promote family values here almost as often as we promote family members.”
Larry Kersten
“Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
“Adversity - That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.”
“Teamwork - A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.”
“Retirement - Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.”
“Achievement - You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.”
“Overconfidence - Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.”
“Sacrifice - Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to five it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.”
“Insanity - It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.”
“Dreams - Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.”