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“Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris”
Larry Wall
“The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris”
“The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.”
“Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.”
“Beauty? What's that?”
“I don't think it's worth washing hogs over.”
“Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.”
“What you'll need most is courage. It is not an easy path that you've set your foot upon.”
“Jake gets a pick here, and that results in a touchdown. [Nick] Binks gets the pick over here, and we score after that. I think that's the way it is in high school football, that turnover deal.”
“The heart and never-say-die attitude was key. The guys just battled and battled. We've got a lot of guys going both ways, had some key injuries the week before, but a lot of guys stepped up and that's what it's all about.”