(16 quotes found)
“The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.”
Oliver Herford
“A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.”
“Age, like distance lends a double charm.”
“There is no time like the pleasant.”
“What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.”
“When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from”
“Only the young die good.”
“Many are called but few get up.”
“A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even ... without any hope of doing it well.”
“My wife has a whim of iron”
