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Rita-rudner

Rita Rudner
(American Comedian)

Nationality:: American
Quote count:: 43
Times favorited:: 161

Rita Rudner is an American comedienne and writer.

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Rita Rudner

“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”

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Rita Rudner

“The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.”

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Rita Rudner

“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”

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Rita Rudner

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior”

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Rita Rudner

“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”

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“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”

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“It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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Rita Rudner

“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”

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Rita Rudner

“Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"”

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“I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.”

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