(37 quotes found)
“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
Robert Orben
“If you can laugh together, you can work together”
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”
“Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.”
“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!”
“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?”
“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
“A compliment is verbal sunshine”
“Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected”
