(36 quotes found)
“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”
Robert Orben
“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
“If you can laugh together, you can work together”
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
“Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected”
“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
“A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.”
“Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.”
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”