Rodney Dangerfield , born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme.
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“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend”
“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”
“One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control”
“My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”
“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”
“I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born”
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