Rodney Dangerfield , born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme.
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“My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!”
“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'”
“At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.”
“Life is just a bowl of pits.”
“At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.”
“Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.”
“One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.”
“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
“If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.”
“I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.”
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