(15 quotes found)
“When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day”
Sam Ewing
“When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood”
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
“Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career”
“On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.”
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.”
“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.”
“The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.”
“Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.”
“Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.”
