Stephen Glenn "Steve" Martin is an American comedian, actor, writer, playwright, producer, musician and composer.
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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
Steve Martin
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
“Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!”
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”
“Love is a promise delivered already broken.”
“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.”
“There was a time in my life when I was very interested in relationship psychology. Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.”
“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true”