(116 quotes found)
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
Terry Pratchett
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.”
“I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.”
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it”
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.”
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
“Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.”
“What do you call those things you find at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful Gangsters?”
“Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.”
