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Tina Fey
(American Comedian)

Date of Birth:: May 18, 1970
Nationality:: American
Quote count:: 28
Times favorited:: 14

Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey is an American writer, comedian, actress and producer. She is the writer, star, and executive producer of the television program 30 Rock, for which she won a Golden Globe. The show is a sitcom loosely based on her experiences at Saturday Night Live.

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All quotes by Tina Fey

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Tina Fey

“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”

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“I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.”

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“Researches reported that they developed a "self-healing" plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced. In a related story, Joan Rivers will never die.”

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“I was a mostly happy child, though I had a pretty rough puberty. Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it's good to grow up that way. It builds character.”

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“Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will be stoned to death.”

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“At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment.”

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“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.”

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“President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary shook hands with the president and smiled warmly as he mispronounced their names.”

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“In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.”

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“Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.”

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