(3 quotes found)
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner
“Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.”
Contributed by: Dafna Sharon
“I almost got a girl pregnant in high school. It's costing me a fortune to keep the rabbit on a life-support system.”
