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“Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.”
Will Stanton
“Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.”
“Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.”
“Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.”